Bhikhari: Saab chutta do na sab..
Saheb: aaj ne hai Kal-aana-Kal
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain....lol(:(:
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Banta :Oye Santa pa ge car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banta:-Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai,accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!
banta to santa:-Oye yr tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?
Santa:- Yaar maine blue ink lagayi hai.
Banta:- Woh kyun.?
Santa:- O Kyun ke aaj kal “BLUETOOTH” ka zamana hai yaar….
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1) Wife-: tumhe meri khoobsurati jaada acchi lagti hai ya akkal mandi.
Husband-: mujhe to tumhari yeh majaak karne ki aadat acchi lagti hai ?
2) husband to wife:-Tum Sabke samne A.G./O.G./Suno.G.kr k kyo boltee ho..
Wife :-Hum Indian wifes sanskaro wali hoti hai,kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko
"Abe Gadhe" aur
"Oye Gadhe" ya
Isliye short me
"A.G. / O.G./ Suno G"
Kehti hain.....(:(:P lol....
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1)Husband to Wife:-Darling Tum Mujhe ek Jagah Se Bahut Acchi Lagti Ho.
Wife sharmatee hui:- Kahan Se?
Husband:-Doooooooooor Se.....(::) lolz very funny
2)Kanjoos to shopkeeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
shopkeeper: 1 baal toota hai to naya kyun le rahe ho?
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.........lolz..(:(:
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1)In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it:---'Do not take more than one, God is watching'. (..)
On the other counter there was a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it:-------"Take as many as u want, God is busy watching d Apples"......lol...
2)KID:- Why some of ur hairs are white, Dad?
DAD:– Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white...
KID:- Now I understand why Grandpa’s all hairs are white..
3) Child: Mummy why Gandhiji had no hair on his head?
Mummy: Because he spok truth only.
Child: Now I understood why ladies have long hairs....
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