ACP on Facebook

Category: CID Jokes
Published: Monday, 16 June 2014
Written by Administrator

ACP: Abhijeet, kal mere fb account per 1001 friends the lekin ab 1000 hi hai...iska matlab pata haiebbok kya?

Abhijeet: Sir iska matlab, ek friend kam ho gaya hai..!

Acp: Very good Abhijeet...! Ye kabhi koi pata nahi laga pata..!

 
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Mona ki typing se pareshaan...

Category: CID Jokes
Published: Monday, 16 June 2014
Written by Administrator

Ajeet thoroughly disgusted with Mona darrling's typing. 

Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. 

Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ? 

Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

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Crazy C.I.D Facts

Category: CID Jokes
Published: Monday, 16 June 2014
Written by Administrator

1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.

2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years...

3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.

4. There is no POLICE,,C.I.D handles every case.

5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.

 

6. None of them ever got married.

7. None of them ever got promotion, not even ACP.

8. Salunke just presses CONTROL & ALT, & gets Finger prints tested.

9. people remember a person they just saw once & give exact sketch.

10.End of episode, all criminals get Fassi.



 

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Zindagi mein Dhokhe

Category: CID Jokes
Published: Monday, 16 June 2014
Written by Administrator

Fredricks: Maine zindagi mai bhot dhoke khaye hai...!!!!
Daya: Awww.....sachchi >??
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Fredricks: haan....Apple, chiku, oranges, sabziyaan...etc, etc, sab dhoke hi khaye hai..!!!.
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Daya: :|...!!!(Facepalm)

 

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Teacher to Daya

Category: CID Jokes
Published: Monday, 16 June 2014
Written by Administrator

Teacher: Daya..!! Ek taraf paisa hai aur ek taraf dimaag, kya select karogey??
Daya: *Paisa*!!!
Teacher...: hunh...Galat! Mai hoti to dimaag leti..!!
Daya: Apni apni Jarurat hoti hai Madam :P..!!!

 

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