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Bollywood - CID Jokes
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Tuesday, 21 August 2012 12:54

LADY: Rahul mera bhai tha!

DAYA:Kya rahul tumhara bhai tha??

LADY: Ha Rahul mere bhai tha

ACP: Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha?

Lady: Ha sir...wo mera bhai tha...

Abhijeet: My god! iska matlab... Tum rahul ki behen ho..:O

Fredricks: Sir sir. iska matlab ye dono bhai behen hai.....:-D :-D

 

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Rockstar Daya

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Tuesday, 21 August 2012 12:47

ACP: Daya, kya khuni ke finger print match huye ? ?

Daya: Oh yeah yeah yeah..!!!

ACP: To khuni naukar ramlal hai ?

Daya: Oh yeah yeah yeah..!!!

ACP: ? ? ... :o..!! Arey abhijeet ye daya ko kya ho gaya ? ?

Abhijeet: Sir, Daya ne ROCKSTAR ka first day first show dekh liya...! Tabhi se yeah yeah yeah ga raha hai..!!

 

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CID rocks

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Tuesday, 21 August 2012 12:44

Ek bar rajnikant ek khatarnak, aag ugalte hue jwalamukhi pe tandoori roti sekne gaya.....

Lekin waha pe CID ki team pehle hi papad sek rahi thi..! :P :P:P

Bhot ho gayi rajni ki tareef....CID rocks

 

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CID characters defined

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Tuesday, 21 August 2012 12:38

Jaise har Darwaze ke liye Daya hota hai,
CID mai har ek character zaruri hota hai!

Koi bina karan baat baat pe ungliyaa ghumaye(ACP)
Koi baar baar thok thok ke darwaza udaaye,(DAYA)
Koi show mai sirf comedy ke liye hota hai (Fredricks)
Waise CID mai har ek character chalu hota hai-2

Koi lab coat pehen ke bak bak kare(salunkhe)
Koi har second mai memory lose kare(abhijeet)
Koi sirf fashion karne ke liye hota hai(tarika)
Waise har ek character zaroori hota hai!

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Teacher to Daya

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Tuesday, 21 August 2012 12:36

Teacher: Daya..!! Ek taraf paisa hai aur ek taraf dimaag, kya select karogey??
Daya: *Paisa*!!!
Teacher...: hunh...Galat! Mai hoti to dimaag leti..!!
Daya: Apni apni Jarurat hoti hai Madam :P..!!!

 

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