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Alok Nath Jokes

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Alok Nath has replaced Rajnikant and CID jokes and all memes!!

1. When alok nath was born, doctor said “badhai ho, babuji hue hain”
2. Alok Nath school mein bhi lunch box ke badle Prasad le jaya karte the
3. Alok Nath temple run bhi chappal utar kar khelte hain
4. Alok Nath has no friends because he turns “Dosti into Rishteydaari”
5. Alok nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis.
6. Alok Nath celebrated bachelor party in Vaishno Devi.
7. Alok Nath had all senior citizen privileges since he was 6 years old.
8. The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar
9. Alok Nath has such a personality that sometimes his wife calls him bhaisahab!
10. Alok Nath was the first person to call Parle as ParleG
11. In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter’s wedding.
12. Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension
13. Alok Nath reads “All Indians are my brothers and sisters” as “All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis”.
14. Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of the Girl who is yet to be born!
15. Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows : “Last seen doing Kanyadaan at …”
16. When you type Alok Nath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”
17. Alok Nath wants Facebook to add ‘Aashirwad’ button.
18. Alok naths morning tea is made with Gangajal
19. Alok naths watch displays only Achchha and Bura Samay
20. Alok Nath convinced Sunny Leone to quit porn.!
21. Alok Nath’s Caller Tune is ‘Babul ki Duaayein Leti Jaa…’

Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Skills- Sanskaar
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads! tongue emoticon 

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