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Aaj kal Ke bache

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Category: Blonde Jokes Published: 05 February 2015 Super User
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Teacher was teaching Mahabharata to 6th standard students.

“Kans heard devaki’s 8th son would kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison. 2nd Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born and so on…”

At this point Pappu raised his hand for a doubt.

Teacher : What?

Pappu: “If Kans knew that the 8th son would kill him, why did he put devaki & vasudev in SAME jail?”

Teacher fainted !!

Common sense man! Kids bhi samjhdar hote hain aajkal......!!! grin emoticon tongue emoticon

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Girl after getting the friend request

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Category: Blonde Jokes Published: 04 February 2015 Super User
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After getting the friend request on facebook from an unknown guy.
Girl : Hey do i know you ?
Boy : Of course no !!!
Girl : Then why the hell did you send me a request ?
(here is awesome reply from the guy)
Boy : Well facebook suggests me to add you again and again…
and
I don’t want to “HURT” Facebook.....!!! 

 
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Lady & A Stranger

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Category: Blonde Jokes Published: 03 February 2015 Super User
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On a flight a Guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him:
“Nice perfume, which one is that? I want to gift it to my wife”.
Lady replied : Don’t give it to her… Some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her.....!!!

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