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At Wedding

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Category: Blonde Jokes Published: 02 February 2015 Super User
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At Desi wedding
Boy 1-"Yaar, Pili wali meri."
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Boy2- Acha? Lal wali meri
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Boy3- Saale, kuch to sharam kar 
Lal wali ke hi shaadi pe aaye hai 

 
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Bimari Description by a Mobile Company Salesman

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Category: Blonde Jokes Published: 30 January 2015 Super User
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Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho gaya.
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Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega ?
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Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai,
Andar se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai,
pet me balance khatam ho gya hai,
Thoda b recharge karta hu to 5 min me discharge ho jata hai,
meharbani karke ye scheme band kar do.

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Whatsapp Chat Between A Boy and A Girl

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Category: Blonde Jokes Published: 24 January 2015 Super User
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Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)
Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)
Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am)
Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)
Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think
Girl(typing): ohh hi dear…Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz….I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am)
Boy: (last seen 12:06am)
Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go (12:08am)
Boy: (last seen 12:09am)
Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am)
Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
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Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am)
Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh 

 
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