Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg?
"Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!"
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.
So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you tell me the
time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". The man at the other end replies
"One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are LieCloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" That's Gautam Buddha's.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only
told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan.