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Miser Man

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Category: Jokes Published: 04 December 2015 Super User
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Kanjus ke ghar mehman aaye huye thee

Kanjus:Thanda piyoge ya garam??

Mehman:Thanda..

Kanjus:Rooh Afza ya Pepsi??

Mehmaan:Pepsi.

Kanjus:Bottle mein piyoge ya glass me ??

Mehmaan:Glass me.

Kanjus:simple glass me ya design wala ??

Mehmaan:Design ­ wala

Kanjus:Lines wala ya flowers wala.. ??

Mehman:Flowers ­ wala.

Kanjus:Gulaab wala ya chameli wala.. ??

Mehman:Chameli ­ wala.

Kanjus:Sorry Yaar hamare ghar me aisa glass nahi hai..

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Doctor Shocked

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Category: Jokes Published: 01 December 2015 Super User
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Gajodhar ek doctor se bola–

doctor saheb aap ghar chalne ki kitni fees lete ho?

Doctor–300 rupaye…

Gajodhar–thik hai chalo jaldi pahuchna hai…

Doctor ne apni car nikali

aur Gajodhar ke saath 30km door uske ghar

agya…

Doctor bola– patient kaha hai..?

Gajodhar– koi patient nahi hai… taxi wale 500 mang rahe the…

aap 300 sau me aa gaye…!

Doctor in comma…..!!!!

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Funny Friends

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Category: Jokes Published: 01 December 2015 Super User
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2 dost jungle mein,

Raste me raat ho gayi

wo TENT laga ke soo gaye.

RAAT ko 1 dost ki aankh khuli.

 

Usne dusre ko jaga ke

kaha: Aasman ki taraf

dekh ke bata tujhe kya

nazar aata hai..??

 

2nd: Bahut sare sitare

1st: Isse kya pata chalta hai.. ??

2nd: Aasman khubsurat hai.

 

1st: Abey Newton ki

aulad Tent chori ho gaya hai..

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