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Laloo's USA job

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Category: Jokes Published: 14 June 2014 Super User
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Laloo sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA

A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo,

We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements.

Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks"
Laloo jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,

he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum Amereeca mein naukri paa gaya hoon."
Everyone was delighted.

Laloo continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi
main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo ..... Pyare Laloo bhaiyya
We are sorry ....... humse galti ho gayee
to intimate you that ......... .aapko yeh batana hai ki
You do not meet ............. .aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ..... humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhejne
ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ....... phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ... bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ......... aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad

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