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International Excuses

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Category: Jokes Published: 27 November 2015 Super User
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Phone Was On Charge

And Phone Was On Silent

Should Be Considered As

International Excuses For

Not Answering The Phone.

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It’s Exam Time for Gajodhar

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Category: Jokes Published: 27 November 2015 Super User
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Exam ke time…
 
Madam Gajodhar se:- Tum itne pareshan kyu ho?

Gajodhar ne koi jawab nahi diya

Madam:- Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen bhool aye ho?

Gajodhar fir chup raha

Madam ne fir puchha:- kya hua Roll No. bhul gaye ho?

Gajodhar is bar bhi chup

Madam:- Kya hua? Kuch to batao kya bhul gaye ?

Gajodhar:- Abe! Chup kar meri ma!
 
 
Yaha mein Parchi galat le aya hu, or tujhe Pen-pencil, Roll number ki padi hai.
 
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Men will be Men

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Category: Jokes Published: 26 November 2015 Super User
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Ek mahila ghar par akeli thi,

Tabhi darwaje par dastak hui!

Usne jaise hi darwaja khola

Toh ek anjan adami khada tha.!

Wo dekhte hi bolta…

Arey aap toh bahut khub surat hai..!

Mahila ghabra gayi…

agale teen chaar din tak

aisa hi chlata raha…

Toh mahila ne tang akar

yah baat apni paati ko batayi…

Pati bola tum chinta mat karo..

aaj jab wo ayega toh

main ghar pe hi rahunga…

jab tumko dubar bole toh

tum bol dena ha main sundar hoon..

par tujhe kya…?

fir tum dekhna  main kaise

usko maaza chakhata hoon…

dusre din wo adami ata hai..

husband door ke peeche chhup jata hai…

admi fir se wahi baat bolta hai..

Aap bahut khubsurat hai…

Mahila bolti hai…

ha main khubsurat hoon..

tum kahi din kyun aisa bol rahe ho..?

admi bade adab se haath jod ke bolta hai…

Bahen jee yahi vishwas aur ahsas

aap apne pati ke andar jagayiye…

taki wo meri bibi ka peechha chhod de…!

Bibi ne peechhe mud ke dekha…

Husband darwaje ke peechhe nahi

Bed ke neeche chhupta tha…!!!

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