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THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE

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Category: Deadly PJs Published: 24 January 2015 Super User
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Once I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?”
He said “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
I asked “Can you explain?”
He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”

Still not convinced, i asked him “Give me some examples”.
He said “Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it ”
I asked “Then, what is your role?”
He said “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these decisions”. tongue emoticon tongue emoticon

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Dada & Potas

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Category: Deadly PJs Published: 08 January 2015 Super User
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Dadaji- Beta jaa pani le aa,
1st Pota- Main nhi jaa skta game khel rha hoon.
2nd Pota- Rehne do DADA JI ye to hai hi Battamiz, Aap khud hi jaa kar le aao or mere liye bhi le ana.

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Teacher ne mara

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Category: Deadly PJs Published: 03 January 2015 Super User
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School se ek ladka rote hue Waps aaya,
Mummy: Kya hua beta, tum itna kyu Ro rahe ho?
Kid: Teacher ne maara mujhe.
Mummy: Kyun, tumne aisa Kya kar diya bete?
Kid: Mummy wo mere dost ko dhamki de raha tha, ke kal homework nahi Kiya to accha nahi hoga.
Main bas apne friend ko Ye bola tha, ke tension na le yaar
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Jo kutte bhonkte hai, wo Katt nahi sakte.....!!!


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