Ek gadha pedh par chhadha to upar baithe hathi ne pucha
Hathi: Tu upar kyu chhadha
Gadha: Apple khane
Hathi: Lekin ye to mango tree hai
Gadha: Haan maloom hai, Mai apple sath laya hu
Beggar: Give me some food
Man: I will give you Vodka
Beggar: I don’t drink
Man: I will give you Cigarette
Beggar: I don’t Smoke
Man: I will take you to the horse races
Beggar: I don’t Gamble
Man: I will get you a Girlfriend
Beggar: No, I love my wife only
Man: Ok, I will give you food, but first you have to come to my house
Man: I want my wife to see What state people get into when they don’t drink, smoke or gamble and only love their wife
Girlfriend’s Problems with Boyfriend after Marriage
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy..
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 . Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems but it just doesn’t seem to work.
What can I do?
———— Reply From IT Support ———
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system .
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Beer 6.1..
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to re install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
To summarize – Husband 1.0 is a great program You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
IT SUPPORT DESK.
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