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Hathi aur gadha

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Category: Killer PJs Published: 20 April 2017 Admin Team
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Ek gadha pedh par chhadha to upar baithe hathi ne pucha

Hathi: Tu upar kyu chhadha

Gadha: Apple khane

Hathi: Lekin ye to mango tree hai

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Gadha: Haan maloom hai, Mai apple sath laya hu

 

Beggar & A Man

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Category: Killer PJs Published: 07 February 2015 Super User
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Beggar: Give me some food

Man: I will give you Vodka

Beggar: I don’t drink

Man: I will give you Cigarette

Beggar: I don’t Smoke

Man: I will take you to the horse races

Beggar: I don’t Gamble

Man: I will get you a Girlfriend

Beggar: No, I love my wife only

Man: Ok, I will give you food, but first you have to come to my house

Beggar: Why??

Man: I want my wife to see What state people get into when they don’t drink, smoke or gamble and only love their wife

 

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Girlfriend

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Category: Killer PJs Published: 06 February 2015 Super User
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Girlfriend’s Problems with Boyfriend after Marriage

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy..

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 . Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems but it just doesn’t seem to work.
What can I do?

Signed,

———— Reply From IT Support ———

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system ­ ­.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulove­dme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Beer 6.1..
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to re install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
To summarize – Husband 1.0 is a great program You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
IT SUPPORT DESK.

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