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Girlfriend

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Category: Killer PJs Published: 06 February 2015 Super User
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Girlfriend’s Problems with Boyfriend after Marriage

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy..

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 . Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems but it just doesn’t seem to work.
What can I do?

Signed,

———— Reply From IT Support ———

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system ­ ­.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulove­dme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Beer 6.1..
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to re install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
To summarize – Husband 1.0 is a great program You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
IT SUPPORT DESK.

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Phoolwala to a Boy

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Category: Killer PJs Published: 21 January 2015 Super User
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Phoolwala: "Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo..
Boy: "Meri gf nahi hai..
Phoolwala: "To mangetar ke liye le lo...
Boy: "Meri mangetar nahi hai..
Phoolwala: "To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
Boy: "Meri biwi bhi nahi hai...
Phoolwala: "Aye duniya ke khush kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool free me le le.. tongue emoticon tongue emotico


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Cheating Detected

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Category: Killer PJs Published: 20 January 2015 Super User
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Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km

Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km

Ground Floor to 15th Floor =15 floors

15th Floor to Ground Floor =15 floors.

Monday to "SUNDAY = 7 days

SUNDAY" to Monday = "1day"
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This is cheating !!! 

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