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Santa during School Days

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Category: Santa Banta Jokes Published: 20 January 2015 Super User
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Santa class mei gadha le gaya.

Maam :"Ise kyo leke aye ho ???

Santa :"Maam aap hi to kehti hain ke mai bade bade gadho ko insaan bana deti hoon. Lo ab bana kar dikhao........!!!

 
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Santa & Obama

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Category: Santa Banta Jokes Published: 15 January 2015 Super User
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Santa went to USA and had a meeting with OBAMA.
OBAMA : I want to show you that how much advance we are!
Come with me, He takes him to a forest.
OBAMA : Dig the ground.
Santa did it.
OBAMA : More….More…More…
Santa went upto 100 Feet.
OBAMA : So now, try to search something.
Santa: I got a Wire.
OBAMA: You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Santa became frustrated.He invited OBAMA to India. Next year OBAMA was in India.
Santa: I want to show you our advancement.
The same… he takes OBAMA to a forest.
Santa: Mr Obama, Please Dig it…
Obama does.
Santa: More….More…More……
OBAMA goes upto almost 400 feet.
Santa: Try to find something.
OBAMA tries
Santa: Did you get anything?
OBAMA: No, there is nothing here.
Santa: You know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to have WIRELESS Mobiles !!! 

 
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Santa & Banta in Egypt

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Category: Santa Banta Jokes Published: 15 January 2015 Super User
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Santa & Banta went to a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.
Santa: What does that mean?
Banta:: Must be his BBM pin…....!!! tongue emoticon tongue emoticon

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