Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers:
Antibody: one who hates his/her body
Santa sharab pi kar Scooter se ek Arthi Se takra Gaya.
Dead body gir Gayi Log Sante ko Pitne lage.
Santa -Jo Gira hai vo to kuch bol nahi raha tum Jyada DON ho kya .. :D
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