Santa: Ghar ka sara keemti saman chhupa kar rakh do,
Mere dost aa rahe hain...
Patni: Kyu Apke dost
Santa : Nahi pehchan lenge..!
Santa makes a call to the airport and Asks
"How long is the journey from Amritsar 2 America? Receptionist: just a sec sir.
Santa disconects & says,
Pi K baithi h Pagal....;)
Santa went to a electronic shop with anger and threw his new laptop on the desk at a person from whom he bought.
He told the salesman that you have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop
Salesman:- sir, can you please try infront of me.
This is what Santa did
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
Salesman DIED !!