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Ganpati bappa morya

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Height of guessing an answer......

Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya..

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Santa Banta - Jokes

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ek bar santa ,Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.

vaps raste mai....

Banta: Oye sardar ji Aaj to maje se ki hogi?

Santa Gusse se :Oye Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.

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Sardar Rocks!

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5 sindhi and 5 sardar are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.

They gather at Pune Railway Station.

Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):

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5 sardar buy only 1 ticket, and

5 sindhi buy 5 tickets.

Sindhi are desperately waiting for TC to come.....

When TC arrives,

all 5 sardar get into one toilet, so when TC knocks,

one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.

On the return journey,

they don't get a direct train to Pune,

so both group decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala,

from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune.

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA):

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sindhi decided,

"This time, we will prove that we are smarter".

5 sindhi buy 1 ticket, sardar don't buy any ticket at all !

TC arrives....

All sindhi

IN ONE TOILET.

ALL Sardar IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET.

One sardar gets out and knocks the door of sindhi toilet.

One sindhi hand comes out with the tickets,

Sardar takes the ticket and enters sardar toilet.

TC drives out all the sindhi from the toilet,

And they are heavily fined.

SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):

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Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station. sindhi' are planning their move for a last chance, ... they board the local train to Pune.

This time, sindhi decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL sindhi take 1 ticket ... sardar buy 5 tickets.

TC Comes.

All sardar show their tickets,

AND ...... sindhi are still searching for toilet in the Local train!!!!!

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don't mess wid sardar's...

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