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Bhagwan ka diya sab hai- by a student

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Category: Funny SMS Published: 04 March 2015 Super User
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Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai:"Books hai
Notes hai
Time hai
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aur hausla to itna hai ki..
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jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai,
bus 1 hi baat ki kami hai.,
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"MOOD"Saala banta hi nai

Best Slogans

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Category: Funny SMS Published: 04 February 2015 Super User
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1. Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Mumbai:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother.

2. Sign on a bulletin board:
Success is relative, More the success, more the relatives.

3. Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Mumbai:
We need your heads to run our business.

4. A traffic slogan:
Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be old.

5. THE BEST ONE BY INDIAN ARMED FORCES:
Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations. It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them & God.

 
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At examination hall

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Category: Funny SMS Published: 02 February 2015 Super User
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Exam ke time…
Madam Pappu se:- Tum itne pareshan kyu ho?
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Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diya
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Madam:- Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen bhool aye ho?
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Pappu fir chup raha
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Madam ne fir puchha:- kya hua Roll No. bhul gaye ho?
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Pappu is bar bhi chup
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Madam:- Kya hua? Kuch to batao kya bhul gye ?
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Pappu:- Abe! Chup kar meri ma!
Yaha mein Parchi galat le aya hu, or tujhe Pen-pencil, Roll num ki padi hai……

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