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Medical Student's Visit to Mental Hospital.

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Category: Funny SMS Published: 30 January 2015 Super User
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During a visit to a mental hospital,
a medical student asked the Doctor,
"How do u determine whether or not, 
a patient should be admitted?"
"Well",said the Doctor,
"We fill a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon,
a teacup & a bucket to the patient and 
ask him to empty the bathtub."
The student said,
"Oh, a normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger."
"No,"said the Doctor,
"A normal person would pull the drain plug.
Now, which bed do you want??"

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A Random Thought

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Category: Funny SMS Published: 28 January 2015 Super User
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kabhi kabhi sochate hai agar whatsapp,facebook,SA nahi hote toh humara kya hota....
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Fir dil se aawaj aati hai "marks achhe aa jate"

 
 
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Height Of Irritating

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Category: Funny SMS Published: 22 January 2015 Super User
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A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega

And he hangs up. After a while, he calls up again..

Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai. upset emoticon
Guy: Kahaan se hoga..
Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega

 
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